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Signs you're addicted to Assassin's Creed:

1. When asked what your dream job is, you say "I wanna be an assassin!"

2. You can usually be found wearing a white hoodie, or white cloak with a hood sewn on.

3. You've made your own hidden blade.

4. You've chopped off your ring finger in order to use said hidden blade.

5. You were smart and made the sequel version of the hidden blade in order to keep your ring finger.

6. You smear blood on the feather of a bird and claim you just succeeded in an assassination.

7. You try to swing from planters hanging on porches, streetlights, etc.

8. You hop from roof to roof.

9. You climb onto your town's watertower and attempt to "Synchronize"

10. You address those you don't like as "Templars"

11. When you don't want to do something, you say "VIVA LE RESISTANCE!"

12. You have recently gotten into free-running or cross-country

13. Whenever you see an oddly-shaped metal bench or table, you lay on it and ask "Why isn't the Animus working...?"

14. When listening to Narutards talk about ninja stuff, you picture Ezio or Altair instead.

15. Songs like "Hoodie Ninja" or "Run Free" make you picture Altair or Ezio running from rooftop to rooftop.

16. Instead of thinking of Leonardo as the guy everyone else knows, you think of him as your best friend.

17. You desperately want to punch each and every beggar woman you see.

18. You suspect your rarely seen relative of being an assassin.

19. You follow the assassin's creed every second of the day.
     a. You do not harm innocent people
     b. You do not compromise the well-being your friends or family
     c. You try to hide in plain sight, even though it's not that complicated these days

20. You firmly believe that nothing is true and everything is permitted.

21. You have the assassin insignia tattooed somewhere on your body.

22. You can't get a tattoo, so you draw it on your skin with permanent marker, and renew it every day

23. Or you have it drawn on or stitched to one of your jackets so you can always have it.

24. You plan on naming (or already have named) one of your children Altair, Ezio, or Leo.

25. You go into bars and ask for Desmond

26. If a Desmond is presented to you, you question him about his Abstergo.

27. You talk in a very old-age manner (i.e. "blast you, you heathen!")

28. You refrain from speaking with contractions.

29. You avoid authority figures at all costs, even though you've done nothing wrong.

30. Even if you're caught doing something wrong, you claim it was "For the good of the brotherhood!"
I had my friend Ka-chan help me with this one.

Assassin's Creed (c) Ubisoft
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masako12 Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
...By the Creed, you just said everything that I always done in the past few months now...Almost years..Literally...And by it, they are very accurate indeed...By sadly my hidden blade was taken aback after I killed the wrong target *facepalm* I blame the wrong information for that and still am!
OoRawrCakesoO Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014  Student General Artist
I have a problem......
OneWingedHeron53 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Wait, your ring finger? Goddamit! I chopped off the wrong one!
OffendersGirl Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2013
19 20 21 24
Kinecelefan Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Usually I don't like these kinda things, but this one is somewhat funny.
2, 7, 12, 16, 19, and 29 all apply to me.
SkylarTheVampire Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2013
I've done .7. xD ( i didn't swing on planters)

Leonardo and shaun is in my favorite names (both was my fav names before i got the game so im safe)
emoki365 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013
I've done
When i did the animus thing my friend just asked me what i was doing.
Same with the other things.
And my friend laughed when i called almost everyone in my class templars.
CryAddict4Life Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013
I'm 56.67 percent addicted.
CryAddict4Life Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013
Ok I do 1. 2. 3. 5. 6. 7.(mostly ending in failure) 8. (surprisingly easy) 10. 11. 13. 17. 19. 20. 22. 23. 24. 29. And people say girls can't do shit.
wvseashell Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I love this!!! My face is red from laughing!!!
Zerojean Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
haha so true haha
WolfXFox22 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Student General Artist
1, 8 (only on World of Warcraft), 10, 14, 16, 17, 19 (c. only happens at school when we work in groups as I view the Templars as everyone who are jerks, ie, everyone in my classes besides friends), 22 (will do so because I can and because I want to...and also because 22 is my lucky number), and 29 (except for the cop at my school, he's cool).

Looks like I am 30 % addicted to Assassin's Creed and I never even played it before.

John-SOAP-MacTavish Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012
I've done/experienced almost all of these things.
(1 2 3 5 6 7 8 9 10 12 14 16 17 18 19 20 (thinking about doing 21) 22 23 26 27 (I sometmes speak with a scottish accent)(gaelic/celtic) 28 29 and 30)
ARTBYHAMSTER Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I do 1 2 3 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 16 18 19 20 22 23 27 29 30 all the time :D
BladeofKiel Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Student General Artist
Yep, if I had the chance, I'd go and learn how to be an Assassin. I've done (and probably still am doing...) 2,3,5,12,19,20,23.
midnightterrain Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i do almost all of these things....yup.totally addicted.(and proud!)
ebelesaurus Featured By Owner May 6, 2012  Student Filmographer
favourite music artist is jesper kyd!!
KyouseiTamashiine Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i have one: 32.when you tell your parents you are going on your PC/Laptop you say 'im going on my animus'
KyouseiTamashiine Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
well,i could be called addicted to assassins creed,i always wear hoodies,even if its coat weather XD,when i see a begger i think 'why can't i have a hidden blade?' and i am currently interested in learning free running .98% of the other lot i can't do cos my mum and dad won't allow me lol
last1dogdemon Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
almost all of them are for me one time i was in trouble because i was talking to a friend in the middle of a test and when the teacher asked what i was doing i stood up and yelled IT WAS FOR MY BROTHERHOOD (there were not templars in the area so i did not go agenst the creed)
inside-our-mind Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love your icon. O-O
last1dogdemon Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
thank you ^^
spetsnazTM Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2012
I thought of this in a random moment:

"31. You pay prostitutes on the street money to surround you in an attempt to keep the police's attention from you."

Sorry :P Just a thought.
VampireIBecome Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I pictured someone on the real world doing that. HAHA hilarious.
DarkOmegaZeroMythos Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I think I have done all of them XD
thornedandtorn69 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2011
lol love it and yes i am addicted... i own them all
FierceArk Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2011
ones that are true for me: 1, 2, 3(going to be), 7, 8, 10, 12, 14, 15, 16, 17, 19, 20, 27, 29, and 30 :D
andythemarine Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2011  Student Writer
I call my enenmies targets
SkyeBennett Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011
I only do about 5 of these lol.
I'm planning to get a white hoodie for this year's Halloween :D
pandasonFIRE Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011
it's os sad cause half of these are me! D:
DevilDog234 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Umm...I run Cross-Country....and I call my enemies Templars....
CybertronianGirl01 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol, number one is totally me, remember?
inside-our-mind Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's why I put that there.
CybertronianGirl01 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
xD :icontfamegatronplz:
Randomizationish Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2011
K, so, I have done 1, 7, 10, 14, 15, 19, 20, 22, 24, 27, 29, 30.

Is that sad? :P
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